Hello again Sarah.

You're off to Chicago on Tuesday to be charming at people over dinner, and I'm at home with Ted. He refused to get on the plane, so he's doing this one from the sofa.

You're in Chicago being charming at people over dinner, and I'm at home with Ted. He refused to get on the plane, so he's doing this one from the sofa.

Chicago is done, and you were charming at people over dinner. Ted never did get on the plane, so he did the whole trip from the sofa.

He's been briefed again: new lines for the week, a countdown to Sunday, and some strong opinions about the jousting.

Tap him whenever you need him.

Tim x

Wake him up